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Thursday, November 15, 2007

Flat earthers

Some folk still believe that the earth is flat!
Q: "Why do the all the world Governments say the Earth is round?"
A: It's a conspiracy

Q: "What about NASA? Don't they have photos to prove that the Earth is
round?"
A: NASA is part of the conspiracy too. The photos are faked.

Q: "Why has no-one taken a photo of the Earth that proves it is flat?"
A: The government prevents people from getting close enough to the Ice Wall
to take a picture.

Q: "How did NASA create these images with the computer technology available
at the time?"
A: Since NASA did not send rockets into space, they instead spent the money
on developing advanced computers and imaging software instead PLEASE NOTE This
means that pictures confirming the roundness or flatness of the Earth DO NOT IN
THEMSELVES CONSTITUTE VALID PROOF

Q: "What is the motive behind this conspiracy?"
A:
The motive is unknown although it is probably money

Q: "If you're not sure about the motive, why do you say there is a
conspiracy?"
A: Well it's quite simple really; if the earth is in fact flat, then the
governments must be lying when they say it isn't.

Q: "The government could not pull off the conspiracy successfully"
A:
Actually, they could.

Q: "How are the world governments organized enough to carry out this
conspiracy?"
A: They only appear to be disorganized to make the conspiracy seem
implausible.

Q: Why hasn’t this site been shut down by the government?
A: Doing so would prove that the government is hiding something.

1 Comments:

  • Uhhhhhmmmmm...

    That... it's... um...

    Ok. I'm at a loss.

    By Anonymous Flibby, at 6:25 PM  

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